It's the 1st of September tomorrow...
I hate it when guys give that whole "I like a girl...
myskinnydystopia: fuckyeahfitspiration: itsanedthing: Really? Do you really like a girl who can eat 823 calories of junk? I bet you like a girl who eats the extra 450 calories worth of damn fries on the side too right? Well I can bet you that you don’t like the 250 pound girl who eats like that. You like the 115 pound blonde bombshell who is naturally skinny. So what I really think you meant...
Oh, are you a prefect Percy?: Hi, my name is Amy... →
p-o-n-d: I thought my husband was gay my daughter was my best friend my daughter is named after my best friend…so, herself my daughter killed my other best friend (but then brought him back to life) I tried to seduce said other best friend before marrying my husband my daughter is older…
A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was...
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Reblog if you're ugly.
"AHHHHHH a spider just ran on to my keyboard"
“don’t worry it’s under CTRL”
why does EVERY social network use the color blue?
the hurricane is supposed to hit new york right?...
amillionstarsuphigh: awwwh. shit.
Harry Potter Generation \m/
humphreeey: foodmissionking: More HP here
Anonymous asked: H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y!!!
Anonymous asked: Happy sweet sixteenth birthday.x
miguelofthedark: More here.
Reblog if you dont have girlfriend or boyfriend.
no pottermore email.
Anonymous asked: Happy birthday.
w0rthlesswreak-deactivated20120 asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BRITTANY ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ! LOVE JANINE (: (:
Pick a number. Any number.
kelsey-hippie: most-awkward-moments: Do absolutely nothing with this number and you should get the same number you started with. THIS REALLY WORKS